Making dumb bumper stickers is my true passion and art. I’m selling some. If you’re not in the Portland area, I can ship them for a few bucks.

Legally speaking, the Unipiper owes me nothing. The Pickle is a goddamn thief though.

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Four bumper stickers are displayed, containing humorous and satirical messages about child support, police eating Voodoo Donuts, and an incident at the Oregon City Municipal Elevator.Four humorous and expressive bumper stickers are displayed, featuring themes from rodeo, irritable bowel syndrome, a mountain climb, and a playful slogan about bread spinning.Four colorful bumper stickers with humorous and nostalgic phrases related to Portland, Oregon, are arranged on a wooden surface.A collection of humorous bumper stickers is displayed on a wooden surface, featuring various quirky phrases about child support, a car race, a bar experience, and Portland, Oregon.

I’ve had a sprint of sci-fi novels (a brief obsession with the Inquisitor trilogies by Dan Abnett & a run of Culture series novels) I’d like to read some recent literary fiction. Any suggestions?

Using my recovery time to watch movies and do LEGO. I’ve owned this, unfinished, for an embarrassing amount of time. I’m excited to find a place to hang it.

A photo of a LEGO recreation of the art print “the wave” on a kitchen table beneath the instructions booklet depicting the original art print.

Belated #caturday post. What with the holiday and all… or something. Labor resting and all that. Just look at my cat. His name is Jinx.

A Bengal cat is peacefully sleeping on a soft, dark-colored fabric with a blurred window in the background.

We’re calling our trip off early because the back pain I’ve been experiencing turned out to be shingles. Happy it wasn’t my gallbladder or something. Here’s a few photos I managed to catch.

A person wearing a red jacket stands alone on a sandy beach looking out over a calm body of water with mountains and clouds in the distance.A person wearing a red jacket and a beanie is standing on wooden steps surrounded by pine trees overlooking a sandy beach and calm lake under a cloudy sky.A steaming geothermal area with reddish and yellowish soil is surrounded by dense pine trees on a cloudy day.A serene lake reflects a forest of tall, slender trees under a clear blue sky during golden hour.

I think I have to admit defeat again with Orion as a browser as a daily driver. The 1Password extension continues to be unreliable, which is very frustrating. On top of that it seems like I am getting more frozen tabs and poorer performance than my initial go around. Back to Safari for now.

I visited Minneapolis for the first time over the weekend and I have to admit I was jealous of their cycling infrastructure. So many protected bike lanes. My jealousy was tempered by the fact I was constantly drenched in a thin layer of sweat from the humidity though. Jealous perspiration.

I demand that PDX start selling merch with the absolute banger characters they’ve created. I would fight a person for one of the giant sticky notes featuring these little weirdos they hung during the construction.

Even this serene donut dude on the wifi landing page is great.

A cartoon donut character is balancing in a yoga pose while holding a cup of coffee, with an apple, carrot, and worm balanced on its head.

Look I know there’s a lot of bad things happening in the world right now, but what really grinds my goat is email apps in 2026 defaulting to adding a “sent from phone” type line to your signature.

No one receiving it cares and nobody sending it wants it. Stop it. This is crime.

One change I’ve made is trying to replace my doom scrolling habit with Kagi’s small web tool. It’s a spiritual successor to StumbleUpon that takes you to a random indieweb page. It’s been fun to see so many personal sites I’d otherwise never encounter.

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I pulled the trigger on a Kagi subscription and moved my browsing back into Orion. Orion still has rough edges, but Kagi’s search is a superior product. The biggest hurdle was psychological. My brain’s knee jerk insistence that search should be free.

I’m pleased with the latest design changes I made to my blog. I’ve been collecting inspiration from other small web blogs for a while and finally implemented a few vanity features. My favorite: switching my footnotes to a “marginalia” style.

A screenshot of my blog's colophon page showing that footnotes render on the left side of the content, like marginalia.

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